Mulligan: Invented By An Irishman Who Wanted

A Good Writer Of History Is A Guy Who Is Suspicious.

A Golf Ball Can Stop In The Fairway, Rough, Woods, Bunker Or Lake. With Five Equally Likely Options, Very Few Balls Choose The Fairway.

Gimme: An Agreement Between Two Losers Who Can't Putt.

Nothing Is As Far Away As One Minute Ago.

Scoops Of Mint Ice Cream With Chips Of Chocolate Cows.