I Can Look At My Books With

Golf Is Played By Twenty Million Mature American Men Whose Wives Think They Are Out Having Fun.

A Newspaper Is Lumber Made Malleable. It Is Ink Made Into Words And Pictures. It Is Conceived, Born, Grows Up And Dies Of Old Age In A Day.

Watching Your Daughter Being Collected By Her Date Feels Like Handing Over A Million Dollar Stradivarius To A Gorilla.

Books, I Found, Had The Power To Make Time Stand Still, Retreat Or Fly Into The Future.

Archaeology Is The Peeping Tom Of The Sciences. It Is The Sandbox Of Men Who Care Not Where They Are Going; They Merely Want To Know Where Everyone Else Has Been.