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Archaeology Is The Peeping Tom Of The Sciences. It Is The Sandbox Of Men Who Care Not Where They Are Going; They Merely Want To Know Where Everyone Else Has Been.

A Good Writer Of History Is A Guy Who Is Suspicious.

Raising A Child Is Very Much Like Building A Skyscraper. If The First Few Stories Are Slightly Out Of Line. No One Will Notice. But When The Building Is 18 Or 20 Stories High, Everyone Will See That It Tilts.

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Golf Is Played By Twenty Million Mature American Men Whose Wives Think They Are Out Having Fun.