Most People, When They Talk Fast, They

All Parties Are Good.

It’s Fun To Watch Someone Like John Goodman, And Yet It Takes Work. People Say ‘he’s Not Acting, He’s Being Himself.’ Well It’s Hard To Be Yourself, It’s The Hardest Job There Is.

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The Automatic Things You Do Are Basically Those Things That Keep You From Doing The Better Things You Need To Do.

You Can Tell How Boring A Person Is By The Lack Of Fear In Their Eyes When Someone Is Flipping Through Photos On Their Phone.