Most Horror Movies Are Certainly That.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.