Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother

You Can Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. You Just Don't Want To See The Dog Doing Them.

In Spite Of The Seven Thousand Books Of Expert Advice, The Right Way To Disciplne A Child Is Still A Mystery To Most Fathers And...mothers Only Your Grandmother And Genghis Khan Know How To Do It.

Give Me 200 Active 2-year-olds And I Could Conquer The World.

For College Seniors There Should Be A Week Of Being Allowed To Cry. Just Break Down And Cry Because You Are Scared And Don't Know What's Next.

If You Can Find Humour In Anything, You Can Survive It