Money Is The Best Lotion In The

I Have Four Jackets, Five Pants, Whatever, That Are All The Same. If You See U2 In Concert, They Wear The Same Thing Every Night. They Just Got A Bunch Of Them. Albert Einstein Used To Wear Brown Suits Every Day. Why Waste Brainpower On Something That Is Trivial?

By The Time I Was 7 Or 8, I Wanted To Be A Comedy Writer.

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

Dude, I Didn't Say Jude Law Can't Act. I Didn't Say Jude Law Was In Bad Movies. I Just Said He's In Every Movie.