Monarchical Government, N. Government.

Perseverance - A Lowly Virtue Whereby Mediocrity Achieves An Inglorious Success.

Effect, N. The Second Of Two Phenomena Which Always Occur Together In The Same Order. The First, Called A Cause, Is Said To Generate The Other-which Is No More Sensible Than It Would Be For One Who Has Never Seen A Dog Except In Pursuit Of A Rabbit To Declare The Rabbit The Cause Of The Dog.

Fib, N. A Lie That Has Not Cut Its Teeth. An Habitual Liar's Nearest Approach To Truth: The Perigee Of His Eccentric Orbit.

There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A Clarinet - Two Clarinets.

If You Want To Read A Perfect Book There Is Only One Way: Write It.