Frog, N. A Reptile With Edible Legs

Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To The Prosperity Of A Friend.

Prescription: A Physician's Guess At What Will Best Prolong The Situation With Least Harm To The Patient.

Physician, N. One Upon Whom We Set Our Hopes When Ill And Our Dogs When Well.

Rhubarb: Essence Of Stomach Ache.

Old, Adj. In That Stage Of Usefulness Which Is Not Inconsistent With General Inefficiency, As An "old Man". Discredited By Lapse Of Time And Offensive To The Popular Taste, As An "old" Book.