Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To

Lecturer, N. One With His Hand In Your Pocket, His Tongue In Your Ear And His Faith In Your Patience.

Birth: The First And Direst Of All Disasters.

Quill: An Instrument Of Torture Yielded By A Goose And Commonly Weilded By As Ass.

Patriotism. Combustible Rubbish Ready To The Torch Of Any One Ambitious To Illuminate His Name.

Anoint, V.: To Grease A King Or Other Great Functionary Already Sufficiently Slippery.