Mom, Thanks For Letting Me Drop Out

The Fact That I'm Virtually Deaf. Any Woman Who's Going To Date A Rock Musician Has To Be Prepared To Repeat Herself Every 10 Seconds. My Wife Asks Me Where We Should Go For Dinner And It Sounds Like The Schoolteacher From Charlie Brown.

Rock Stars Are Like Sports Stars: If You Snap Your Ankle, You're Done.

Always Have The Highest Bar For Yourself. Wake Up Everyday And No Matter How Crappy You Feel, Want To Change Something For The Better. Do Something That Makes Someone Happy. Create Something That Inspires Someone. Be Someone's Light When They Are Hopeless.

One Of The Great Things About Taylor Hawkins Is His…shirtless Body, Really.

I Don't Want To Say That Most Rock Bands Live These Formulaic Biography Existences - But They Kinda Do. There's Always A Divorce. There's Always An Od. There's Always A Bad Business Manager.