Mom, Thanks For Letting Me Drop Out

Ladies And Gentlemen, God Bless America - Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave.

I'm Told That My Blood Sugar Level Was Twelve Times The Legal Limit - I Was Sweating Honey.

I Hate The Solo Artist Aspect Of Rock-'n'-roll. I Don't Have Enough Personality Or Charisma To Be A Solo Star.

The Whole Slacker Generation Totally Didn't Apply To Us Musically.

What's The Last Thing A Drummer Says In A Band? 'hey Guys, Why Don't We Try One Of My Songs?'