I Don't Want To Say That Most

As I Get Older... I Start To Realize That Life Ain't Half Bad. Each Year, I'm Amazed That I'm Still Alive. I Don't Take Any Of This For Granted, I'm A Lucky Dude.

The Word ‘grunge’ Became A Household Term, And Fashion Runways Were Filled With Flannel Shirts And Long Underwear. Oh, How We Laughed… Every Now And Then When I’m Feeling A Little Nostalgic, I Put On My ‘grunge Tuxedo’ - Flannel Shirt, Long Shorts With Long Underwear Underneath Them, And A Pair Of Doc Martens - And Dance Around The House To Tad Records.

Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline Because Ruining Music Isn't Funny.

To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, But Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.

I'm Told That My Blood Sugar Level Was Twelve Times The Legal Limit - I Was Sweating Honey.