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I'm Hopeless With Money; I Simply Spend What I've Got.

I Have No Aspirations Of Growing Old And Boring.

Following The Enormous Conjecture In The Press Over The Last Two Weeks, I Wish To Confirm That I Have Been Tested Hiv Positive And Have Aids. I Felt It Correct To Keep This Information Private To Date To Protect The Privacy Of Those Around Me. However, The Time Has Come Now For My Friends And Fans Around The World To Know The Truth And I Hope That Everyone Will Join With My Doctor And All Those Worldwide In The Fight Against This Terrible Disease.

Gay As A Daffodil.

Oh, I Was Not Made For Heaven. No, I Don't Want To Go To Heaven. Hell Is Much Better. Think Of All The Interesting People You're Going To Meet Down There!