Military Justice Is To Justice What Military

Even The Intellectual Crowd Will Have None Of Me. Physically, I Look Like One Of Them. Graying At The Temples, I Walk With A Slight Limp And Wear Thick Glasses.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.