Middle Age Is When The Best Exercise

Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has Much More Patience.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.

Men Now Monopolize The Upper Levels... Depriving Women Of Their Rightful Share Of Opportunities For Incompetence.

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.