Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

The Man Who Believes He Can Do It Is Probably Right, And So Is The Man Who Believes He Can't.

May Your Happiest Days Of The Past Be Your Saddest Days Of Your Future.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.