Meryl Streep Is On The Program Tonight.

The White House Says That The Vacation In Texas Will Give President Bush The Chance To Unwind. My Question Is, When Does The Guy Wind?

Everyday Is A Compromise.

I Know These Jokes Aren't Great, Ladies And Gentlemen, See This Is The Problem You Run Into When You're Between Impeachments.

Wherever We've Travelled In This Great Land Of Ours, We've Found That People Everywhere Are About 90% Water.

Snooki Is Now A Published Author. I'm Blaming Sarah Palin. She Lowered The Bar.