Men Who Sit Back And Pride Themselves

Piety Is The Tinfoil Of Pretense.

Happiness Is A Habit—cultivate It.

If You Can't Answer A Man's Arguments, All Is Not Lost; You Can Still Call Him Vile Names.

The Man Who Doesn't Relax And Hoot A Few Hoots Voluntarily, Now And Then, Is In Great Danger Of Hooting Hoots And Standing On His Head For The Edification Of The Pathologist And Trained Nurse, A Little Later On.

Folks Who Never Do Any More Than They Get Paid For, Never Get Paid For Any More Than They Do