History: Gossip Well Told.

Theology, By Diverting The Attention Of Men From This Life To Another, And By Endeavoring To Coerce All Men Into One Religion, Constantly Preaching That This World Is Full Of Misery, But The Next World Would Be Beautiful - Or Not, As The Case May Be - Has Forced On Men The Thought Of Fear Where Otherwise There Might Have Been The Happy Abandon Of Nature.

The Fool Is Not The Man Who Merely Does Foolish Things. The Fool Is The Man Who Does Not Know Enough To Cash In On His Foolishness.

Self-control Is The Ability To Restrain A Laugh At The Wrong Place.

We Will Not Be Dictated To By Men With Less Intelligence, Energy, Initiative And Ambition Than We Ourselves Possess.

To Know The Great Men Dead Is Compensation For Having To Live With The Mediocre.