Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom

Men Who Have A Pierced Ear Are Better Prepared For Marriage - They've Experienced Pain And Bought Jewelry.

I Was Going With Someone For A Few Years, But We Broke Up. It Was One Of Those Things. He Wanted To Get Married, And I Didn't Want Him To.

Husband: A Man Who Buys His Football Tickets Four Months In Advance And Waits Until The Day Before His Anniversary To Buy His Wife A Gift.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.