Men Want To Make Women Happy.

Let's Face It, The Human Body Is Like A Condominium Apartment. The Thing That Keeps You Really Enjoying It Is The Maintenance. There's A Tremendous Amount Of Daily, Weekly, Monthly And Yearly Work That Has To Be Done. From Showering To Open Heart Surgery, We're Always Doing Something To Ourselves. If Your Body Was A Used Car, You Wouldn't Buy It.

Sex To Save The Friendship? Well If We Have To We Have To.

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.

It's Hard To Do Nothing Because You Tend To Do Something And Then You Have To Drop Everything.

Keep Your Head Up In Failure And Your Head Down In Success.