Men Mourn For What They Have Lost;

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

You Can Reach Stupidity Only With A Cannon Ball.

Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.

There's A Great Power In Words, If You Don't Hitch Too Many Of Them Together.