Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women

Men Are Very Confident People. Even A Sixty-year-old Man With No Arms Thinks He Could Play In The Super Bowl If He Had To.

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

When You're A Dancer, You Start With The Basics. You Don't All Of A Sudden Do A Grand Jete And Pirouette. You Start With First Position, Second, Third.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.