Men Get Laid, But Women Get Screwed.

You Can't Be A Person And A Lady. If You're A Person, You Can Open The Damned Door Yourself.

My Function In Life Was To Render Clear What Was Already Blindingly Conspicuous.

Never Keep Up With The Joneses. Drag Them Down To Your Level.

As We All Know From Witnessing The Consuming Jealousy Of Husbands Who Are Never Faithful, People Do Not Confine Themselves To The Emotions To Which They Are Entitled.

Another Friend Began To Say, "well, Quentin Has A Problem Of Adjusting Himself To Society And He..." This Sentence Was Never Finished. The Ballet Teacher Expostulated, "i Don't Agree. Quentin Does Exactly As He Pleases. The Rest Of Us Have To Adapt Ourselves To Him."