I Never Really Found Out What Love

The Trouble With Children Is That They're Not Returnable.

The Curiosity Of The Neighbors About You, Is A Tribute To Your Individuality, And You Should Encourage It

The Simplest Comment On My Book Came From My Ballet Teacher. She Said, "i Wish You Hadn't Made Every Line Funny. It's So Depressing."

Everybody Who's Been On Television More Than Once Wears In Public An Expression Of Fatuous Affability. Because You May Be Addressed At Any Moment By Somebody.

Even Hooligans Marry, Though They Know That Marriage Is For A Little While. It Is Alimony That Is For Ever.