Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their

If You Can Keep Your Son Off The Pipe And Your Daughter Off The Pole, You're Ahead Of The Game.

Black Movies Don't Have Real Names, They Have Names Like Barbershop. That's Not A Name, That's Just A Location.

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

The Key To Staying Together Is Making Sure You Guys Like Each Other And Need Each Other.

The Thing About Barack Obama, Just From Being Around Him, Is He's Cooler Than The Other Politicians, But Just Nerdy Enough To Do The Job. Like You Can't Be Really Cool And Be The President.