Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins,

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.