Men Are A Good Deal Better Collectively

If The Fools Do Not Control The World, It Isn't Because They Are Not In The Majority.

Few Men Progress, Except As They Are Pushed Along By Events.

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.