No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much;

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.