No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much;

A Successful Man Cannot Realize How Hard An Unsuccessful Man Finds Life.

There Is No Such Thing As A Convincing Argument, Although Every Man Thinks He Has One.

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.