No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much;

Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.

When People Hear Good Music, It Makes Them Homesick For Something They Never Had, And Never Will Have.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

We Love The Lord, Of Course, But We Often Wonder What He Finds In Us.

The More Wealth A Man Has, The Louder His Children Talk.