No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much;

A Loafer Never Works Except When There Is A Fire; Then He Will Carry Out More Furniture Than Anybody.

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

The Modest Person Is Usually Admired, If People Ever Hear Of Them.

There Is Something In The Red Of A Raspberry Pie That Looks As Good To A Man As The Red In A Sheep Looks To A Wolf.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies - Treat Your Friends A Little Better.