Me, As A Human, I Never Want

I Don't Like Walking In The Street And Seeing 30,000 Copies Of Myself.

I've Never Told Anyone This. But I Suffer From Terrible Stage Fright. True. You Can't Tell Though, Can You? Unbelievable, The Panic. I Nearly Die Of Fear Before I Go On Stage. Something Wicked. I Can't Eat A Thing The Day Before A Gig. It'd Make Me Vomit.

I've Always Despised The Hippies.

I Love Pop Music. It's Not Easy To Write A Good Pop Song. It May Be Easier To Put Out A Fake Jazz Album, As Sting Does From Time To Time.

If Dolphins Are So Intelligent, How Come They Ain't Got Walkmans?