I've Never Said I'm A Communist.

I Applaud The Effort It Takes To Put A Record Together.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

I Love Discordancy. It Makes People Ill At Ease And Wakes Up A Part Of Their Brain That's Normally Asleep.

I Love American Ski Resorts Because They're Open To Everyone, Are Not Incredibly Expensive. They're Not Snobby And You Can Have Fun All Day Long On The Most Excellent Mountains.

Love Is Two Minutes Fifty-two Seconds Of Squishing Noises. It Shows Your Mind Isn't Clicking Right.