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It Takes Just As Little Time To See The Positive Side Of Life As It Does The Negative Side.

I Got Quarters In My Loafers Trying To Fight Inflation When It Only Used To Take A Cent.

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World And Less Bakers! We Need People That Care! I'm Mad As Hell! And I Don't Want To Take It Anymore!

This Morning I Shot Six Holes In My Freezer. I Think I've Got Cabin Fever.

We Made It Nearly 20 Centuries, A Bunch Of Monkeys With Ph Ds.