Maybe I Fear Things Going Wrong So

People Who Are Pro Smacking Children Say, 'it's The Only Language They Understand.' You Could Apply That To Tourists.

If I've Inadvertently Become Some Sort Of Role Model For Failed Comedians, Then It's Really Backfired Very Badly On Me.

The Jokes Are Great But What Really Matters For A Comedian Is His Performance, His Whole Attitude, And The Laughs That He Gets Between The Jokes Rather Than On Top Of The Jokes.

I Hate People Who Think It's Clever To Take Drugs... Like Custom Officers.

I'm Not Really Part Of Any Group Or Clique Or Gang Because That's Always Been My Nature.