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We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

The Vast Majority Of Us Don't Want To Face The Fact That We're In The Middle Of A Sweeping Social Revolution. In Sex. In Spiritual Values. In Opposition To Wars No One Wants. In Opposition To Government Big-brotherhood. In Civil Rights. In Basic Human Goals. They're All Facets Of A General Upheaval.

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.

The Worst Gift Is A Fruitcake. There Is Only One Fruitcake In The Entire World, And People Keep Sending It To Each Other.

Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini When Youre Hungry.