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President Bush Called Arnold To Congratulate Him Today, And After He Got Off The Phone, Arnold Said, 'i Thought My English Was Bad.'

You Know What Ken Lay Had For Breakfast This Morning? Shredded Wheat.

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Last Night I Went Out For Chinese. I Picked Up A Team Usa Olympic Uniform.

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