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It Seems That England's Royal Family Is Running Out Of Money. They Are Down To Just $1.6 Million. Well Sure, That's What Happens When Nobody In Your Family Has Had A Job For The Last Thousand Years.

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They Say If The Warming Trend Continues, By 2015 Hillary Clinton Might Actually Thaw Out.