Marriage Is The Death Of Hope.

Life Is Full Of Misery, Loneliness, And Suffering - And It's All Over Much Too Soon.

Why Are Our Days Numbered And Not, Say, Lettered?

I Heard That Commentary And Dissent Had Merged And Formed Dysenery.

Basically My Wife Was Immature. I'd Be At Home In The Bath And She'd Come In And Sink My Boats.

I Failed To Make The Chess Team Because Of My Height.