Marriage Is The Death Of Hope.

I Don't Mind Dying... As Long As I Don't Have To Be There When It Happens.

Everyone Wants To Get Out Of Living Where They're Living Now, Because Life Is A Pretty Tough Proposition And Not Much Fun. But When You Think Back To Earlier Times, You Only Extrapolate The Nice Things.

I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.

I Hate Reality But It's Still The Best Place To Get A Good Steak.

Students Achieving Oneness Will Move On To Twoness.