I Work For A Company That Makes

I Just Can't Listen To Any More Wagner, You Know...i'm Starting To Get The Urge To Conquer Poland.

I Think Being Funny Is Not Anyone's First Choice.

I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want My Food Dead - Not Sick, Not Wounded - Dead.

Everything Is Controlled By A Small Evil Group To Which, Unfortunately, No One We Know Belongs.

I Have No Idea What I Am Doing But Incompetence Has Never Prevented Me From Plunging In With Enthusiasm.