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Self-sacrifice Usually Contains An Unspoken Demand For Payment.

Love Begins With An Image; Lust With A Sensation.

Procrastination And Impatience Form A System Of Checks And Balances.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

To Remain Mysterious, Say Little And Do Nothing.