Errors Are More Numerous Than Truths, But

A Goldfish Is Reason Enough For Living, If Someone Needs A Reason.

Vicarious Living Is Only Slightly Less Impossible Than Vicarious Eating.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

The Nudes Of Art Are Not So Distant From Pornography As Prudish Pedants Pretend.

The Meaning Of Today Will Not Be Clear Until Tomorrow.