Many Gloat Over Their Own Troubles.

Wisdom Is Dead. Long Live Information.

Literature Gives Us A Memory Of Lives We Did Not Lead.

Commerce Is Greedy. Ideology Is Blood-thirsty.

Those Who Follow Where Their Genitals Lead Them Often Wind Up In Tedious Company.

Self-conscious? Try A Wig, A Corset, A Veil, A Beard. Or Cultivate Shamelessness.