Wisdom Is Dead. Long Live Information.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

The Olympian Gods Cannot Have Grand Passions Because They Cannot Die.

I Pursue Pleasure, But Stingily, Suspiciously.

Moo May Represent An Idea, But Only The Cow Knows.

Life Is Used Up All The Same, Whether We Save, Spend, Or Waste It.