Man Was Not Made To Travel Faster

Yeah? For What Paper?

I Don't See How He Lost Five Games During The Season.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

That's Too Coincidental To Be A Coincidence.