Man Forgives Woman Anything Save The Wit

The Drama Of Life Begins With A Wail And Ends With A Sigh.

The Very Women Who Object To The Morals Of A Notoriously Beautiful Actress, Grow Big With Pride When An Admirer Suggests Their Marked Resemblance To This Stage Beauty In Physique.

Man Proposes, Woman Forecloses.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

To Money, The Finest Linguist In The World!