Mama Always Said, Dying Was A Part

I'm Glad I Didn't Have To Fight In Any War. I'm Glad I Didn't Have To Pick Up A Gun. I'm Glad I Didn't Get Killed Or Kill Somebody. I Hope My Kids Enjoy The Same Lack Of Manhood.

Dear God, Thank You For My Life. I Forgot How Big And Wonderful It Is.

If I Have No Connection With The Character, Then It's All Fake - It's Just Blah, Blah, Blah.

I've Been Doing A Pale Imitation Of Bill Murray For Most Of My Career.

At The End Of The Day It's Got To Be A Good Movie, It's Got To Be A Funny Movie, And It's Got To Make People Think, 'hey, I Couldn't Have Spent My Time Any Better.'