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I Think Ultimately, When You Believe Somebody Is Going Through A Situation And It's Either Awkward Or Ridiculous, But You Believe It, That Can Be Funny.

I'm Not Unattractive, But I'm Not A Matinee Idol. I Think I Have A Very Non-threatening Look - I'm Fine, I'm Right In The Middle.

Like Most People, I Have Painful Memories Of Trying To Fit In As A Child. I Wore, Said, And Did Pretty Much What Everyone Else Did.

I Always Feel So Pretentious Talking About Comedy And Deconstructing It. It Always Feels Somehow Self-centred To Talk About Any Sort Of Process.

I Play The Baritone Horn - Which Is Like A Mini Tuba, And Is The Least Sexy Instrument You Can Choose And I Generally Say I Don’t Play One So I Don’t Have To Acknowledge It. I Also Play Fife.