I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore,

I Don't Text, I Don't Have A Blackberry. Literally, I Just Have A Cell Phone That I Haven't Programmed And The Whole Bluetooth. No. I Don't Even Have An Earpiece For My Cell Phone.

I'm Not Unattractive, But I'm Not A Matinee Idol. I Think I Have A Very Non-threatening Look - I'm Fine, I'm Right In The Middle.

Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

Well, It Might Have Been If I'd Had Success Earlier In Life, But Having Success That Much Later Meant I Was Far More Grounded When It Came. The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Just Been Surreal And After A Lifetime Of Disappointment And Heartache And Rejection, I Still Don't Believe This Is All Actually Happening. I'm Extremely Grateful For My Success - I Just Never Expect It To Last And My Motto, If I Have One, Is Just Put Your Head Down And Do The Job.

I Had, Like, Two Goals In My Career: One Was To Try To Get Into 'second City.' When I Moved To Chicago, My Goal Was To Try To Work At 'second City.' And Beyond That, My Goal Was To Make Enough Money As An Actor To Not Do Anything Else But Act, Not Have To Go And Wait Tables Again.