Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.