Lust And Greed Are More Gullible Than

Unlike Art And Sex, Money Always Arouses Interest.

Respectability Is Joining Chastity In The Museum Of Dead Issues.

I Criticize Myself Ruthlessly, But Never Mention The Faults Of Which I Am Truly Ashamed.

It Is Hard To Tell Truth, And Hard Not To.

Vacations Prove That A Life Of Pleasure Is Overrated.