Money Is A Better Tonic Than Geritol.

The Sewing Machine Joins What The Scissors Have Cut Asunder, Plus Whatever Else Comes In Its Path.

King Kong, Count Dracula, And The Phantom Of The Opera Are Just Looking For Love, Like The Rest Of Us.

People Who Behave At Forty As They Did At Twenty Must Sometimes Wonder Why Their Charm Is Not Working.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.

Thrift Is An Attractive Idea Until You Get Down To Specifics.